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Punditry goes on holiday

by Robert Teitelman  |  Published August 2, 2011 at 1:42 PM
beach125x100.jpgWith the debt ceiling presumably dealt with, you can sense folks fleeing town. The year is over; the new year begins in September. The opinion pages of the newspaper have, despite the terror and turmoil of the last few months, a suddenly sleepy quality. In The New York Times, the summer substitutes have begun to file; there's Diane Ackerman on the fate of the diamondback turtles at JFK Airport. Joe Nocera produces a heated, if belated blast at the terrorist Tea Party; we will soon, I suppose, be hearing about his country house on the lake. Other worthies of the commentariat are already filing from far-off, if nifty locales: Thomas Friedman in the Times took the opportunity to visit Greece a few weeks ago, and then flung dispatches about the fall of America back to New York. Maureen Dowd reads like she's been on holiday for months. Times pundits have long had a tradition of writing about their snazzy vacations with that faux populism encouraged by a hot beach, a tall drink and Bill Keller's ego-boosting memos. Russell Baker, perhaps the greatest of Times columnists, regularly wrote from Martha's Vineyard, though he, rare among the punditocracy, had a sense of humor about himself that made it palatable to those of us mired in traffic, at work or stuck with the kids in a motel with broken AC. But Baker was a rare bird not seen lately at the Times. Most Times pundits really just want to show off their nice digs and hip lifestyle. And to do so, they'll suddenly get interested in the plight of Upstate New Yorkers, the natives of Maine, the trees of Wyoming or the joys (and anxieties) of their renovated pre-Revolutionary War cottage at the foot of the White Mountains with the tame deer and the Robert A.M. Stern annex. We will hear about the wines of Erie County, Pa.; we will get the usual dispatches about real estate and parties in Bridgehampton and pathetic neo-celebrity softball in Sag Harbor.
 
Generally, the debt ceiling may have been resolved not by any desire to compromise, but by the pressure to escape Washington for some downtime with the "constituents," say on the Upper Peninsula of Michigan, or the Outer Banks or the Berkshires, or Nantucket -- the "other" Vineyard. You can tell what's on folks' minds. The Financial Times at least is honest about the civilized virtues of August. Philip Stephens today opens his op-ed excoriating overpaid City bankers, by making fun of David Cameron who last year took "a bucket-and-spade break in Cornwall to show his solidarity with middle Britain." Oh God, the PM's in bathing trunks. This year, wrung out by the Murdoch scandals and a flagging economy, he "has opted for the sumptuous splendor of a Tuscan estate." Far more appropriate. Stephens then offers some stray thoughts on hypocrisy and the holiday:
 
"I cannot see why anyone should worry about his choice of holiday. There is something infantile about politicians pretending to feel the pain of the voter on the Clapham omnibus. People knew when they elected him that Mr. Cameron hailed from wealth and privilege." What's that got to do with high-paid bankers? Obviously, they have risen above their Cornwallish station. Now they can buy Tuscany and rent it to Cameron.
 
Gideon Rachman right next door to Stephens in the FT takes this vacation theme a step further: he announces in the lede to his column today that he's already in France on holiday and he's writing on the assumption that "the US might finally have stepped back from the abyss of debt default." Nobody's stopping him from his scheduled getaway. Presumably, if an agreement had not occurred, someone at the FT would have fixed his lede. Rachman's op-ed is a classic example of the vacation meta-column, not unlike this blog: a trifle tossed off to cover your escape, full of casual observations with no larger point than that you're on vacation and your brain cells are slowly blinking off like a blackout in Calcutta. Rachman uses his space to offer a wandering exegesis of August as a time when historical events inconveniently occur. He argues mildly that at the euro-zone summit in late July to bail out Greece, "an unstated reason for the sense of urgency of the leaders around the conference table was a desperate desire to get a deal wrapped up -- before the holiday season began in earnest." Appropriate for a summer column, he offers no real explanations, not even for major events -- World War I began in August, as did Nazi Germany's invasion of Poland and the first breech of the Iron Curtain -- that launch just when everyone responsible for stopping them is reading Danielle Steele (Rachman himself says he has the late Barbara Tuchman's "The Guns of August" in his luggage, obviously so he can figure out how World War I did start). "When something really drastic happens in the month of August, European leaders are often caught on the hop. In August 2008, when Russian tanks rolled into Georgia, David Milliband, Britain's Foreign secretary at the time, had to deal with the crisis on a mobile phone from a holiday villa in Spain." Like Milliband couldn't have gotten back to London? Hell, man, it's August and he paid for the joint.
 
Rachman also makes an obvious point: The August break, for all its joys, only postpones the disasters that inevitably litter the future. Financial crises tend to wait until September or October. So rest up.  
 
Soon we will be hearing where the president is taking his vacation, followed by the usual silliness from a sweating press corps following him around and bloggers who have little else to do; mobile computing means that everyone can vacation and file simultaneously. Horrors. This space, however, will eschew that pleasure and go quiet until later in the month. It's nobody's business where I'm going -- you will hear nothing of my lavish lifestyle nor of the odd habits of the natives that surround me -- though I will say it's a lot closer to a bucket-and-spade break than a sumptuous villa in Tuscany. - Robert Teitelman
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